Ronnie Syndrome

When your lips are so dried and chapped the skin above your upper lip and below your lower lip becomes red and inflamed. Your lips look like Ronald McDonald's.

"Holy cow! Look at her lips; she has Ronnie Syndrome."

Julie: "Hey Ronnie, how's it going?"
Michelle: "Stop calling me Ronnie. It will be gone by spring."

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Ronnie's Leg Syndrome

Defined as when ones leg is at an skew, and I particularly not proportionally correct.

"Do not make fun of danielle, he has Ronnie's leg syndrome"