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a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.
Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.
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When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
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In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)
In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)
In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)
When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
Tyler: (does something extremely smart)
James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.
Tyler: I'm sorry what?
James: In Kelvin.
Tyler: Thanks.
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The ultimate Flat Earth argument, if used, completely nullifies the use of any sort of logic or reasoning in support of the globe.
Logical Human Being: The Earth is round, we have significant bodies of proof in support of this, as well as overwhelming evidence against Flat Earth and nearly all other surrounding theories.
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*
Medical speak for recently dead.
Bed two should be free soon, the dude with the GSW is busy assuming room temperature.
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Die; cease to inhabit the planet.
On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
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