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After a night out, when you go back to your newfound partner's place, you get told that in fact they're not interested in you, and you realize you've been lead on. You're the verge of sealing the deal, only to suddenly be swiftly tossed aside like a puppy on boxing day.
*Victim arrives home from his walk of shame*
Friend: "Did you go back with that Yorkshire lass? How did it go?"
Victim: "Mate, I got completely roried. She was all over me in the club, but when we got back to hers, she made me sleep on the floor! I legged it once she'd fallen asleep, screw that!"
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To become so drunk on shots, before crashing out with no memory of what happened the morning after, and a steaming hang over that lasts the day.
My friend was uttlerly Roried last night, couldn't remember why he had no money left, who he went home with, or why he felt so ill.
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The most beautiful girl in the world. She's perfection in it's purest form. Her eyes are a soft Amber the fades to dark brown. Her smile brings light to the world and her laugh can cure diseases. She's the most caring and considerate woman in the world. Her love is unconditional and not to be taken forgranted. Once you meet her your life is changed for the better. Her hugs fix all your problems, her kisses take you to heaven and all your problems are gone. Her voice can send you to a place of serenity that you never want to leave. When you hear the name Rori you can be sure the she's the most amazing girl in the world. DONT LET HER GO!
Sumi: you broke up with ash
Simul: yea she's a jackass
Sumi: well who you dating now
Simul: Rori I'm so glad me and ashlie broke up
Sumi: OMG! dude how did you get her
Simul: I don't know but I'm glad I did
Sumo: Man, your lucky don't let go of this one
Simul:I won't I'm not letting anything mess this up
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Rori is the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She'll fill your face with smiles and make you the happiest person on earth. She's extremely shy and a total softie! She's adored by nearly everyone and loves to make new friends when ever she can. Don't force her to do something she doesn't want to do unless you dont mind being hated by her for the rest of your life. SHE'S THE HOTTEST GIRL YOU'LL EVER MEET AND CAN BE A REAL FLIRT. If you find a rori, NEVER let her go.
Jake : Damn rori looks so hot today.
Adam : Dude you better not mess with rori, she seems like a softie but she can be harsh and mean if you mess with her
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a sexy young man also described as someone with a big penis
rory is amazing
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Hes a kind caring and loving person and will always be there for you you may date a rory once in your life but keep him because a rory will probably never come back again
Girl 1:hey did you meet the new boy I think hes a rory
Girl 2: yeah hes a real snack
Girl 3:no hes the whole fucking meal
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n. A cool, sexy, but slightly nerdy girl; a chick; a fangrl pl. rories
etymology note: does not derive directly from RORITA
"There were a couple of rories at the comic shop, but i didn't get a chance to talk to them."
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