rosedale, victoria

Rosedale, victoria is a very small town between Traralgon and Sale.

Rosedale,victoria has some small shops, but its main attraction is watching all the hillbillies sit out on their front porches weaving their body hair into quilts. They get a lot of tourists there, mainly only as a gesture of curiosity. Most of the men have long, red hair, no teeth,long beards and no clothes on. The women bear a striking resemblance to the men, except they have tits. All in all it is a strange, spooky little town. One has to wonder how the shops stay open considering there is no money in being a hillbilly. I think they mainly rely on kind folk from Traralgon and Sale to provide for them.

Hillbilly Man : Oh my god woman, we got some of them rich cunts down here.You think they will give us money?
Hillbilly Woman : That depends how quick you can weave your chest hair.

Hillbillys flock to rosedale, victoria

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