The best team in all of Scottish football with fans that aren't wanna-be Irishmen or sectarian huns. Renowned the world o'er, from their home in Dingwall to d'Hebrides (Which is practically half way across d'werld) the Staggies have fans from all o'er d'planet, like.
Would probably dominate the Premier League below in England, to be perfectly honest.
"Did y'watch the Ross County match at d'weekend, like?"
"Aye, I did 'nd all, like. D'ya ken I was standing in d'jail end when we scored, like?"
"Oh I didnae ken that, like. I could only watch d'highlights cos I was too busy feedin' d'sheep and cutting d'peat like"
Ross county jail
joe: Jeremy robbed a bank
jòse: ross county jail