Round Two

A second night of drinking and getting drunk.

"After last night, I'm ready for round two!"

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Round Two

A phrase used to signify a secondary round of bowel movements; usually occuring withing 3-5 minutes of wiping, flushing, and washing the hands.

Danny had just closed the bathroom door when his stomach rumbled again, causing him to turn around and say "uh-oh, round two..."

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Round Two Suck Start

A (mostly) required action taken to jump into another round of intercourse. Think of a pool floaty that’s been thoroughly used over the course of a party; it needs to be blown again to make it nice and pumped up and stiff to enjoy some more.

Bro 1: “All of her friends found out I can last more than 1 round.”
Bro 2: “How did they figure that out? What’s your secret?”
Bro 1: “It’s not really a secret, she just gave me that Round Two Suck Start.”

Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of

it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

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