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A roundhouse dick is a spinning cock-slap, usually directed at a persons face.
A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.
I have actually witnessed this live, as in the example...
Nathaniel swung around with the intention of waving his genitals around, but instead gave Linda a Roundhouse Dick to the face.
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Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
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