Route 34

US Route 34 is a west-east stretching highway connecting many non-descript towns. You don’t want to stay in these towns long but it’s nice to pass through nonetheless.

When you love bae so much that you want to show your affection by kissing her all over. Maybe staying in some areas a little longer than others. This is referred to as a Route 34. (Not to be confused with a Route 66, bae isn’t that old and has better maintenance)

Jack: Hey boo, can I take you on Route 34?
Jenny: I don’t travel much, take me anywhere!

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