roy rodgers

when, while on a road trip, you pull over your car to have sex in a fast food restaurant or rest stop, to find that you're forced to use samples from their free condoment bar for lubricant

Route 66 went by a lot quicker with frequent Roy Rodgers using mayonnaise or relish!

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Roy Rodgered

To be hit in the balls with a bag containing root vegetables such as potatoes, carrots, beets, and radishes, preferably in a burlap sac

Damn he was Roy rodgered! I don’t think he’ll ever be able to have kids!

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