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Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.
Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.
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A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.