a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.
jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it
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A spit roast which involves a member of the royal family, and they are normally in the middle.
I went to Buckingham Palace yesterday and had a Royal Roast with the Queen.
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A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.
One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!
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