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RTD

An shortened spelling of 'retard'.

1: That guy is such an RTD
2: What, that's his name?
1: No. rtd as in like, retard.

by Amarinth August 4, 2009

99๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


RTD

1)(noun) Someone who has had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of something, yet arrives late in the day, and then takes credit for its success. (see also:Cartmel)

2)(noun) A fat, smug, offensive, opinionated homosexual who parries any criticism of his ego with claims that the person who is disgusted by him is just homophobic.

3)(verb) The act of defiling something of cultural and historic value with some lowest-common-denominator smut

1)
Guy 1:Yeah, yeah, I won the match! Me me me!
Guy 2:Dude, you only came on with 15 seconds left and never even touched the ball. Don't be such an RTD.

2)
Rude bastard:Get out of my fucking way you ugly piece of shit!(spits at person)
Normal guy:There's no need to behave like that. Do you mind?
Rude bastard:Ahhhhh!!! You bigoted homophobic NAZI!
Normal guy:I couldn't care who you have sex with, but stop being so rude you fucking RTD!

3)Guy 1:Someone took a big shit all over the Declaration of Independence.
Guy 2:Yeah, they really RTD'd it!

by Mousebender December 21, 2011

87๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


RTD

Ride this dick-

โ€œCome over and RTDโ€

by TheGwizznigga June 18, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


RTD

Russell T. Davies. Executive producer of Doctor Who and master of the Gay Agenda.

Many fans believe that RTD must go!

by Joseph F May 12, 2008

145๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


RTD

Is an abbreviation for the YouTube term "read the description" for the misfits that don't read the description instinctly

Guy who didn't read description: "What's this (inside joke from the description) everyone's talking about?!?!"

Reply: "RTD"

by 00Superham00 July 2, 2018


RTD

Ride That Dick

Cum here slut and RTD.

by WheelrDealr December 19, 2012

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


RTD

Ready To Drink.

An alcoholic drink consisting of a premixed spirit usually vodka diluted with flavouring eg peach, blackberry, orange. About the same percentage as beer. Popular with teenagers

What are you guys drinking tonight? We are drinking RTD's.

by Nick Jones July 1, 2003

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