rub-eye

To stroke your penis through your pants while menacingly staring into someone else’s eyes.

To stare someone down while touching and/or rubbing yourself through your pants.

To call inappropriate attention to rubbing your genitalia through your pants.

I'll never eat at Denny's again, some old dude kept on giving me the rub-eye while I was trying to eat!

I killed my college roommate for giving me the rub-eye when I was trying to sleep; now my roommate in prison does the same thing!

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Rubbed eyes

To look into someone’s eyes.

James rubbed eyes with Christopher and now he thinks they’re beefing

Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

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I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

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Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."