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Rudy Giuliani

A fart you make during a serious conversation, like what the attorney of Trump, Rudy Giuliani did when he was asked a question in cour By the Michigan house oversight committee. First, it's ink, now it's hot air.

Friend: I have a very serious problem
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDY GIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT

by TheVenusFlyTrapp December 7, 2020

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Rudy Giuliani

The only 2008 presidential candidate who's performed in drag. Frightening but true. Giuliani dressed in drag for the 2000 Mayor's Inner Circle Press Roast. Wearing a blond wig and a mink, Giuliani vamped it up as Marylin Monroe and Donald Trump got into the act by rubbing his head between the mayor's fake boobs.

As if the cowboy in the flight suit with the stuffed cod piece wasn't embarassing enough for America! The leading contender for the 2008 Republican nomination is on video prancing around in a makeup and a dress. America's mayor or America's sweetheart?

Rudy Giuliani isn't exactly what I'd call presidential, but if he cheats on his current wife (like he did on his last two) we don't have to worry because he can always double as his own First Lady.

by DK Sett May 8, 2007

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Rudy Giuliani

a 9-11 good 9-11 candidate 9-11 for 9-11 the 9-11 presidency 9-11

Rudy Giuliani won't shut up about 9-11 because the thinks that if he reminds people about one of the worst days in U.S. history.

by codeman2103 October 13, 2007

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Rudy Giuliani

A horrible, flesh-eating monster bent on world domination.

If Rudy Giuliani becomes president, we're in deep shit.

by LOL BUTT SEHCS June 25, 2007

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Rudy Giuliani

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.

Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

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Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.

In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019


Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani

One of Rudy’s many mob nicknames, this one because of his special skill set in covertly planting false information to destroy a public figure’s reputation.

This time Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani is on the big boys’ payroll, he’s got his own thug minions crawling around In Ukrainian mob territory planting lies to slime the Bidens!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019