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Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

by thedeciver January 9, 2009

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Rug Monkey

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

by Moe FIzz June 9, 2008

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos

β€œDid you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey

by lemonzestpizza April 3, 2022