Ruhan Snyders

Ruhan Snyders, the Great White Hope...or should I say Dope? He's like a sunburned sloth who thinks his lame Afrikaans jokes are as potent as his ancestors' apartheid laws, but really, he couldn't be any less threatening than a plate of soggy pap. And his attempts at racial equality are like trying to teach a sea cucumber how to tap dance—pointless and comically sad.

Did you see that Ruhan Snyders trying to hit on the waitress? He's such a Great White Dope, expecting a tip for his lousy stand-up routine instead of payment for the damages done by his kind.