Rule #5

There is no rule #4

Q: How did we get from not talking about fight club to rule number five?

A: Oh! rule #5 states that there is no rule #4. That makes sense.

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Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

Rule 5

Rule number 5

"Show no love,
Love will get you killed."

Respect the rule 5

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rule 5

At some point every conversation of over an hour will involve your mom in some way shape or form

x001x: I propose this conversation will soon go to rule 5. You know why?
Loli: Your mom

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Rule 5

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."

matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.

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Rule 5

DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' conten-"

other greener: "RULE 5!!!!!!"

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rule 5

Man the f*!k up!
Put your vagina back in the box

B: I have man flu

G: Dude, Rule 5!

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