Rule 72

If a song exists, there's a megalovania version of it.

Wow, that would make some good Rule 72.

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Rule 72

everyone is secretly gay/lesbian. no exceptions.

Guy1: that chick is hot
Guy2:Rule 72....
Guy1:but maybe...
Guy2: don't even try to argue with Rule 72. no exceptions.

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Rule 72

If it exists, there's a Peepified version of it. If there isn't, there will be.

For those who don't know, peepification is the process of editing pictures and works of art (depicting people or any being with a definable face) to make them resemble the now deceased rapper Lil Peep.

Person 1: "Hey, check out this Mona Lisa painting I found!"
Person 2: "That looks really cool, but look at the peepified version I found of it"
Maria: "WOW! Rule 72 is really awesome!"

Rule #72

If it exists, the woke “racist” inquisition has peer-reviewed it. And if they haven’t yet, they will.

Perfectly in accordance with rule #72, my wife just Googled “Is sleep racist?” ...turns out it is.

Rule of 72

If you don’t practice something hard in 72 hours (3 days), you will forget it

It’s Sunday. I haven’t practiced the Rubiks Cube since Wednesday. I sit down and think: How the hell do I do this thing? Then I realize I haven’t practiced in 72 hours. I think ‘Oh... Rule of 72.’