rum luck

Bad luck, applied to a certain circumstance or series of related events.

Unlucky Guy: "I broke up with my gf last night. That's the fifth one this year."
Friend: "Oh, rum luck."

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Rum Luck

Having extraordinarily fortunate events happen in the bleakest of situations. Usually utilized in winning a statistically disadvantaged gamble or succeeding thread and needle events. Deus Ex Machina

I guess the only thing I’m good at is gambling in the casino. My rum luck seems to run out whenever I talk to girls. Not one has ever responded.

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