Runaway Bay

Small town in Texas about 30 minutes from Bridgeport and 2 hours from anywhere else. It contributes a church, two gas stations, a lake, and a helluva lot of real estate on the town's golf course. A bunch of older people live there and there's not much to do except get high and golf.

Dave: Hey, bro! You goin to Runaway Bay this weekend?

Shane: Hell no! What am I? Some kind of backwoods redneck?

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