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Rurik

An anti-sematic science teacher from Minnesota with unusually chubby fingers and one pair of Vans tennis shoes.

He knows your listening if your chins are pointed this way.

by Boo Millah November 22, 2003

37πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Rurik

A unusually pudgy man who sets his fuzzy sweaters on fire while he is wearing them and teaching science class. He has a Hitler mustache that often gets crusty things stuck in it. Smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke and weird minty spray and we often found cigarette holes burned in his sweaters.

A thank you here, another thank you here, ooh a double thank you here!!

by Brad Burns December 18, 2003

50πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Rurik

A nice, easily going Russo-Swede who enjoys twix and reese’s and can’t ever get his hair wet.

β€œDon’t forget to bring your umbrella)))”
β€œGod you are such a Rurik!!

by aspenthetree September 11, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž