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A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.
"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."
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The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.
Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...
Jack: How big was it?
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