Russian Bake Sale

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.

Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts

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Russian Bake Sale

Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.

Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!

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