Russian Bulldyke

A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.

Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.