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A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
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Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.
Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.
The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.
Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.
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When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .
It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .
the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.
when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.
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The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.
Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.
it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch
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