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Russian Shower

1. A ritual in which one douses themselves with cheap perfume until their clothing becomes fully saturated with the scent, which will last for weeks. This practice is the last step in preparing for a night on the town.

2. A replacement for deodorant; spraying your armpits with a perfume of choice. The alcohol kills the odor-causing bacteria, while the aromatics leave a long-lasting scent. This effectively prevents body odor for quite a while. Is immediately accompanied by a few seconds of intense stinging on freshly-shaven armpits. This practice is more effective than deodorant and is much safer, since regular deodorant contains cancer-causimg agents.

1. Hold on! Before we leave, I need to take a Russian shower.

2. Arkady: I noticed that I smelled like shit, and I was too lazy to take a real shower, so I just took a Russian shower.

by RussoJew July 22, 2006

69πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021


Russian Shower

When you take a shit and are out of toilet paper so you have to stand in the shower and let the running water clean out your ass crack.

Guy 1: Where's your toilet paper?

Guy 2: We're out. You're going to need to take a Russian Shower.

by Hannukah Zombie December 30, 2011

15πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Russian Shower

A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.

β€œHow was the Russian shower Phillip?”
β€œIt was delightful and I had a real good time.”

by Faptastic Master December 30, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Russian Shower

A sexual act in which one partner ejaculates into the anus of the other, then has the semen farted back onto themselves, traditionally on the face.

Russian Showers are often used in combination with, or as revenge for a Donkey Punch.

"Hey baby, would you mind if I finish in your back door later tonight?"
"Okay, but only if you don't mind I Russian Shower you!"

by BrockJohnson23 April 12, 2013

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Russian Shower

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022


Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a β€œ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 19, 2022