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Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.
*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then
When ten Russian women rape a gay man.
Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!