A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
To submerge ones pupenda in vokda in order to attain inebriation.
'Hey boys Russian Wank im gonna stick me dick in this vodka! 'Ammered!!!!'
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