Russian Cream

A popular drink among homo and bisexual men and many women, similar to the White Russian except the milk/cream is substituted for sperm. Often described as fruity and delicious with an acrid afterburn.

"That Russian Cream tasted Jizz-tastic"

"My mouth feels raw now but at least I'm satisfied."

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Russian Cream Pie

when you spit a loogie into a girl’s vagina, then blow a cloud of cremè broulè Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.

“I gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.”

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Russian Cookies & Cream

One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.

"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."

"That's lit, bro."

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Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!