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When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
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An absolute beatdown session.
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.
"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"
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When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
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When you pour large amounts of vodka on the ass cheeks and slap them simultaneously
I gave my girlfriend the Russian ass slap last night now I’m single.
when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face
When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap
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where you take a girl by her pussy lips, sqeeze em together with a pair of vice grips, hold her off the ground by her hair and a piece of rope, shove a sword down her throat and say " what would you do for a klondike bar bitch!"
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
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