rusty dalton

Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.

Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton

Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.