When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina
Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"
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When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.
When you fart all night under the covers completely naked and your hemroids are bleeding as well.
"Man I had a rusty dutch oven last night. This morning I had to wipe the poo and blood off of my roids before I could apply the Prep H. Although the smell wasn't too bad."
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