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The act of analy destroying a girl. After 3 hours of not stop fucking you begin punching said girl repeatedly in the back of the head. Once she is knocked out, bring her unconscious body to random places to take pictures. (i.e. The roof, under water in you pool, in the tree on your front lawn, your kitchen table, and eventually when she begins showing signs of regaining consciousness, on the radiator). When she's in the hospital recovering from radiation poisoning, you then show her the pictures. Thus the Rusty Reach.
I always keep pictures of my Rusty Reach framed in the front hallway of my house for all of my guests to see.
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When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.
(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.
Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around
(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham
Abraham: Ya Dangle
Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self
Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
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The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.
Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!