1.) A beautiful, amazing, unique, genuine, rare, laid back, down to earth, bad ass, sexy, fun, gorgeous, one of a kind, and absolutely breathtaking woman who is covered in tattoos, has several body piercings, has GIGANTIC breasts, and never has the same hair color for longer than a week! You can either consider yourself incredibly lucky or be totally screwed when crossing her path! If you're counted among the select few she calls her friends, consider yourself lucky and blessed! But if you piss her off or are her enemy, be afraid.. be very very afraid!!
2.) The insanely hot wife of Josh Fucking Smith!
~Yo bro, I saw the hottest, sexiest, most beautiful woman I've EVER SEEN today! •Oooh, you must've seen Ryan Louise Smith!!