Ryan Phillippe

When a man inserts a chopstick (preferably splintered) into his urethra.

Matt: Hey Su Hong, why the grimace??

Su Hong: Oh ... I just gave myself I gave myself a Ryan Phillippe and now my pee-hole has like 8 splinters in it.

Matt: Talk about getting wood. Haha!!

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Getting ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.

Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass

To get all ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Norris, and Rambo rolled into one. The world's ultimate badass lolll.

To get all ryan Phillippe on his ass