Ryan the G

Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)

if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous

Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?

Ryan the G: hell yeah man!

Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!

*signs shirt*

ryan g

Some dumbass whore who is a bitch ass hoe and needs to shut his gay ass up

Damn it all to hell, Ryan G is walking over, he needs to shut the Fuck up.

3👍 5👎

Ryan G

Fagget that like to touch kids ball sacks

John: have you seen Devon, we were supposed to go to the clam

Tommy: nahhhhh I heard he was Ryan g’ing some kids at the park