Scalene

(adjective) having abnormal characteristics; negatively judged for behaving in a way that contradicts social norms; strange. Describes a person or idea that sticks out (in a negative way) from what society thinks or does.

Bob: "I like mixing ketchup and toothpaste together and using it on my pizzas."
Billy: "Bob that is the most scalene idea I have ever heard in my life."

scalene

lopsided; uncomfortable; off-balance; disappointing

I tried to express my feelings, but other people got the wrong impression and I left feeling misunderstood and scalene.

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The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.

Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-

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scalenous

uneven.

A human hand has scalenous fingers.

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ah yes the scalene triangle

a joke referring to the scalene triangle. originated by tumblr user coolscar, in a number of homestuck related posts. is well-known due to the confusion it causes.

hipster: what the hell does "ah yes the scalene triangle" mean? its all over tumblr
homestucker: its a homestuck reference, dont bother.

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