scanlon

1. To extend the truth beyond any conceivable belief.

2. To consume 10 times the natural healthy limit of takeaway food.

"My Honda Civic can fly and cure world hunger."
"Shutup you Scanlon!

or

"I hooked up with 8 bitches while downing 5 large Double Cheeseburger meals"
"As if! what are you, some sort of scanlon or something?"

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Scanlon Debate

The seemingly unanswerable question, "Is it OK to have sex with a dead body," or any argument on the subject.

"While arguing the Scanlon Debate, that guy said he would prostitute his mom's dead body."

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Becky Scanlon

A descriptive phrase you would use to call a person beautiful and amazing, preferable a woman.

Person 1: "She is so Becky Scanlon, there is no real way to describe how unbelievably perfect she is."

Person 2: "Yes you are tots right, i mean obvi there are no real words to describe her."

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