schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

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schmag

An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass

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schmag

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

Dude, get your schmag off my bed.

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schmag

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man

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schmag

an unwanted facebook tag

Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.

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schmag

Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff

1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."

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schmag

The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.

Damn, I finished boning her but I couldn't find my schmag, I think I pushed it too far under the bed.

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