semi-boner

When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.

To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.

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Semi-boner

A semi-boner is when a man's penis is no longer erect after blowing his load or just becoming aroused.

Some guys get a semi-boner to playfuly slap each other in the face with it.

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semi boner

when the tip of your cock is floppy but the rest is as hard as a brick.

omg tommy you have a semi boner.

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semi boner

When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'

HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!

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semi lady boner

When the female can feel the moisture coming to their vagina.

“I saw Matt Damon and got a semi lady boner.”

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