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To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.
1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
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When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it
Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !
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Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.
This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.
Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."
Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."
Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."
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An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.
Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.
To attach to something very securely.
Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."
"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."