Rural Dictionary

shit on you

Expression showing condemnation of a persons actions, or an object's shortcomings. Denotes light-moderate annoyance.

Has nothing to do with the D12 song, but was rather propogated by certain immigrants to a rural, British university community.

1. "Are you eating with us?"
"No; I already ate."
"Yes? Well, shit on you!"

2. "What happened to your face?"
"The handlebars fell off my bike, and I nearly died."
"Yes? Shit on this/the bike!"

3. "The Inland Revenue are charging me a million pounds for a mistake they made."
"Shit on them."

by Diaji March 11, 2008

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shitting where you shop

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.

I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.

by A.Dolina.Always.Wins August 15, 2011

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cuddle the shit outta you

When one person has total disregard for the other persons feelings during hard core cuddle time - even tho the other person is luvin it.

Cuddle the shit outta you - verb meaning I'm gunna make my self feel so good with your bawdy,

Him "I'm cuddling the shit outta you tonight Gurl"

Her "I luv when you cuddle the shit outta me"

Him " tonight it's not my intention to make you feel good. That's a bonus"

by Binanova December 6, 2014

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