A place where smart kids gather to be bored and do dumb shit. Outsiders will say we're wasting our lives here in the Shapiro Lounge here at Brandeis University, but true Shloungers know that we're having the true freshmen experience. But if you have the Brandeis Shits, make sure to never use the bathroom in the Shlounge; it's ventilation goes directly into the kitchen.
Where's everyone at?
Probably the Shlounge.
Damn, they're wasting their time
Better than going to a frat party.