Shmook

An expression used to describe the feeling one has when looking into a loved one's eyes while being overcome with the desire to bite them on the cheek (not too hard). this expression can only be used by someone who is absolutely head over heels in love. It is often used loudly.

Shmooooooooooooook (shmook), I love you with every part of my liver, spleen, and gall bladder.

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Shmook

Adjective - Very cute. Noun - Someone who is very cute.

1. You're so Shmook. 2. You are a Shmook.

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Shmook

When you put a paper towel up your butholeand you can’t get it out

I think I have a shmook

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Shmook

a gay ass nigga called edgar

edgar sucking dick he's such a Shmook

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Shmook

Also spelt Shmuk, Smuk, Shmok, Shmik and Schuc.

Portmanteau of stupid crook, with some messed up vowels and a h thrown in there for good measure. Used to express that you thought someone's actions were stupid.

Forms:
Plural: Shmooki
Verb: Shmookify
Adjective: Shmookationately
Adverb: Shmookily

David: ...and so, I'd forgotten about the huge butt of gasoline I'd left out there. And that's how I invented Wales.
Bowie: You shmook!

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Shmooked

A synonym for trick.

You just got shmooked.

shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

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