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A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move
Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck
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A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.
Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!
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The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.
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a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....
Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
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An illiterate person who has no common sense and no self worth with no friends who is a disgrace to all society
look at joey, he's being a total shmuck. I think I should whack 'em
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That gooey thing that comes out after a long day of anal.
"Omg, gurl I was leaking shmuck all day long!"
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The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.
"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
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