SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!

Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again