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The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.
We'll be back shortly.
Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.
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"We will get this to you shortly"
(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)
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a word tumblr staff likes to use, meaning forever.
We'll be back shortly.
aka ; We'll be back in three days , haha bitch you're forever alone.
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defined by Michael Houlette shortly is defined by exactly 2 mins and 34 seconds.
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A word doctors like to use when lieing to you
The doctor will be with you shortly
Under order of the courts shortly equates to a period of time no less then 24 hours
I will handle your issue shortly
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Shortly: A new measure of time initiated by the Roggy-folk of first generation north vanners. While ‘shortly’ could be determined to be classed as a small amount of moments; it could also be classified by unintended delays that could potentially take many moments. It is in fact an extended definition of the term ‘moment’ in of itself. Shortly: the opposite of Jiffy.