Shrimp on the barbie

An “Australian” saying thought by other countries to be commonly used. Problems with this is that Australians call them prawns, and they don’t even cook prawns on a barbecue.

Tom (American) - Oi Mate - lets have a shrimp on the barbie!

Matt (Australian) - That fake accent sucks mate, and what shit do you think we eat?
Tom - .......

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Shrimp on the barbie

Alright fucken listen here bud. If u think us Aussies say ‘throw a shrimp on the barbie’ YOUR FUCKEN WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHRIMP. For your information it’s called a “prawn”. Get that through your thick skull cunt

Non Australian:”let’s throw a few shrimp on the barbie?”
Yeh mate Aussie:“ fucken nah Let’s cook some fucken prawns mate I’m starving”

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shrimp on the barbie

a phrase that NO australian ever says. EVER.

" lets never put a shrimp on the barbie."

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shrimp on a barbie

Woojin

*woojin in a high pitched voice* SHRIMP ON A BARBIE

shrimp on the barbie

woojin's favourite aussie catchphrase

*woojin in an aussie accent* sHriMp oN tHe BaRbiE

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Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

shrimp on the barby

To place a peice of meat, normally a nice prawn, on a barbecue. Used as a common saying in Australia.

Bloke 1. "Oi mate, chuck another shrimp on the barby im bloody hungry"

Bloke 2. "No worries cobber...ah shit, the barbys cactus mate, she aint gona cook to well on ere, we'll have to get the backup barby out mate."

Bloke 1: "No worries mate, do what ya gota do i just need that tucker in me now cob. Cheers mate, want another beer mate?"

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