simi

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, and really miss understood. Often seeming rude, but she is kind and caring. She will change your life for the better.

She is SUCH a simi x3

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simi

HOT SKANK. she is mysterious and exotic and leavees all the boys wanting it. shes a pro at throwin stuff in da airr but can hit da books too. shes every boyss fantasy grl and knows how to get a guy going. shes a pro at everything she does. in definition she is everything a guy needss but shes an undercover grl and you woudnt know unless you got to know her. shes rare and if she gives you a chanace consider it a blessing.

If only i could get with simi i would know what it is to really live.

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simi

a very good person she is very smart, has a top level of humor and they usually have the best style

I wish I was like simi

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simi

someone who is weird on many different levels, smokes tons of weed, is often confused, doesn't believe in haircuts or any form of "unnatural grooming", mumbles incoherently, and can often be spotted outside your local 7-11...just sitting.

shit that simi needs to lay off the ganja and get a haircut

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simi

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

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simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

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Simi

The most wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl in the world. She can be awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, you'll love her. Once you get to love her, you can't stop! She has a beautiful smile and eyes that can stare deep into a man's soul! She's the best girl a dude could ask for and a great friend. If you ever get a chance to meet one, or even date one, you're very lucky! If you know one but you guys aren't dating, all I'll say is that you're missing out...

Boy 1: Yo bro, who's that chick over there?
Boy 2: Oh, her? I don't know
Boy 1: Damn bro! She's so perfect!
Boy 3: I KNOW RIGHT????? She has to be a Simi...

*Simi walks by*

Both boys: WOOOOWWWW!

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