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Skyrimmed

The result of being smote over the head by a Giant, while at the same time attempting to jump-dodge the blow causing your character's corpse to fly uncontrollably high and automatically respawn 10 seconds later without even reaching the peak of the parabolic arc.

Evan though he tried to run, Jon got Skyrimmed hard.

by avatarmonkeykirby November 25, 2011

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Skyrimmed

Anally licking out your boyfriend/ girlfriend while they playing Skyrim.

'and then I skyrimmed her, it really helped her get through that boss battle...'

by addictedtodrpepper November 15, 2011

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc

β€œBat, you shot him in the knee!”
β€œHit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”

by LOOZEit2STEVE September 28, 2020


Skyrimmed

An act that leaves a consumer feeling as though they've just been anally raped and had $60.00 stolen from their wallet when a company knowingly sells them a faulty game or product.

Loading... Loading... Load... Lo What? Damn it I just got Skyrimmed.

by hunter328 January 31, 2012

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Skyrim

The reason you can hold your piss for 10 hours.

video game playstation 3 xbox360 addictive Skyrim}

by sweet_sagittarius June 7, 2012

836πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Skyrim

The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.

Friend: Hey, where's Susan?

Me: I got cock-blocked by Skyrim again...

by Mausie January 3, 2014

266πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Skyrim

1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)

If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).

by whattheheckisapseudonym? February 16, 2012

342πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž